A woman visits her husband in jail. Before leaving she tells a correction officer: "You shouldn't make my husband work so hard! He is...

An old couple placed an ad in the newspaper: "Willing to pay $200 for someone to paint our porch." A bubbly blonde showed up, ready for...

"She - "Daddy is so pleased to hear you are a poet." He - "Fine. He likes poetry,then?" She - "Not at all. But the last boyfriend of mine...

"Darling, will you be my wife?" "Will you always let me do just what I like?" "Certainly." "Can Mother live with us?" "Of course, my...

Two girlfriends are gossiping quietly at a funeral. "Did her husband leave her much when he died?" "No, but he sure left her plenty while...

"I do hope that my visits aren't boring to your husband, Julia dear?" "Oh no, Mom. Howewer depressed he is when you come, he's always...

Mr. Brown prided himself on his politeness, especially towards women. One day, while delivering a lecture on chivalry, he boasted, “I’ve...