It was the perfect vacation: sun, sand, exotic drinks, delicious food and a splash of adventure at Desire Maya. My husband and I were soaking up every moment of it. Between the lively pool games orchestrated by the dashing game masters, we were living our best lives.
On the last day, they organized the grand finale: nude pool surfing. I was first in line, brimming with the kind of confidence that only comes from a couple of cocktails and the support of two handsome game masters vigorously shaking the surfboard. With just 30 minutes to spare before our airport departure, I was determined to make it count.
I managed to balance on the surfboard for a triumphant 97 seconds before I met the pool with a spectacular splash. Setting a new record felt like an Olympic achievement—until I felt a sharp pain in my heel. Trying to play it cool, I swam to the surface and grabbed my trophy t-shirt, eager to show off my aquatic prowess as we headed to the airport.
The pain in my heel intensified as we made our way through the terminal. By the time we landed in Orlando, I could barely walk. My loving husband took me to the local ER the next morning, where my ankle was beginning to resemble a balloon.
While we waited for the doctor, a nurse approached, clearly intrigued by my story. I regaled her with the tale of my naked surfing adventure and the fierce competition that led to my triumph and subsequent injury. She laughed so hard, she nearly dropped her clipboard. Then, to my surprise, she called in another nurse to hear my story. Soon, I found myself recounting my misadventure to a total of six sympathetic, smiley nurses. They were all so amused, I think I made their day a little brighter.
After an X-ray, which revealed nothing more serious than a bruised heel, the nurses recommended painkillers and rest. Within a few days, I was back to my old self, ready for more fun.
However, the real shock came in the mail: a $1990 ER bill. My husband and I had a good laugh about it, because looking back, the story and the laughter were worth every penny. Would I do it again? Absolutely! I can happily say that Desire Maya will be the Ultimate Vacation Experience for us.
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