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How to Make Love to a Woman: A Guide for Humans, Not Hollywood Characters

Writer's picture: Ildiko BenkeIldiko Benke

www.swinxter.comMaking love to a woman isn’t just about knowing where the “on” button is—it’s about understanding the manual. Here’s the secret: Women need emotional closeness to feel physical intimacy, while men often need physical intimacy to feel emotional closeness. If this sounds like a cosmic joke, don’t worry. The solution is simple: Happy wife, happy life.

Let’s break it down, step by step:




1. Foreplay is Not Optional, It’s Mandatory

Think of foreplay like stretching before a marathon—skip it, and someone’s going to pull a metaphorical hamstring. Women need a gentle, loving warm-up before the main event. Spoiler alert: Men need it too, even if they don’t realize it.

  • DO: Stroke her arm, kiss her neck, and whisper something sweet. Not sure what to say? Try: “You’re gorgeous,” or “I love how you laugh.”

  • DON’T: Go straight for her crotch like it’s a Black Friday sale. Pretend her nether regions are a treasure chest you’re not allowed to open until you’ve solved the emotional riddle.

2. Take Your Time: Slow and Steady Wins the Race

This isn’t a drive-thru meal; it’s a seven-course dinner. Savor it!

  • DO: Make eye contact, touch her like you’re exploring the most delicate piece of art, and show her that her pleasure excites you.

  • DON’T: Channel your inner action movie star and rip off her panties. This isn’t a Michael Bay film. Keep it classy.

3. Be Present: No Autopilot Allowed

She doesn’t want to feel like you’re just ticking off a checklist or replaying a scene from a certain hub on the internet. She wants to feel seen.

  • DO: Pay attention to her reactions. Is she leaning into your touch? That’s a green light. Is she tensing up? Maybe ease off.

  • DON’T: Assume silence means consent—it might mean she’s mentally planning her grocery list.

4. Aftercare: The Warm Down

This is where champions are made. After the fireworks, don’t just roll over and grab your phone. Women need a cooldown too.

  • DO: Cuddle, stroke her hair, and say something like, “That was amazing.” Bonus points if you ask, “How do you feel?”

  • DON’T: Fall asleep mid-snuggle and start snoring like a chainsaw.

5. It’s About Connection, Not Just Action

Making love isn’t just about the physical—it’s about making her feel valued, cherished, and sexy. If you show her that you’re willing to take the time to meet her needs, she’ll feel safe and adored.

The Golden Rule:

When in doubt, remember: Happy wife, happy life. Or, for those not married: Happy woman, happy fun times.

Now go forth, be a considerate lover, and stay out of “movie land.” Reality is where the magic happens.

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