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Ah, love. It's mysterious, unpredictable, and, let’s face it, often downright puzzling. But one question seems to baffle many: What kind...

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If you think only men have fantasies, dream on! Women have them too—but their fantasy world might feel like another dimension to most...

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The Blonde and the Road Paint Job A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down the middle of a road. He gives her one simple rule: paint at...

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A woman visits her husband in jail. Before leaving she tells a correction officer: "You shouldn't make my husband work so hard! He is...

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