Joke of the day

Ildiko Benke
Feb 3
1 min read

An old couple placed an ad in the newspaper: "Willing to pay $200 for someone to paint our porch."

A bubbly blonde showed up, ready for the job. The old man handed her a can of paint and a brush, then pointed toward the porch out back.

A couple of hours later, the blonde returned, beaming with pride. "All done! And guess what? There was enough paint, so I even gave it a second coat!"

The old couple looked thrilled, until the blonde added with a cheerful grin:"Oh, and just so you know—it’s not a Porsche, it’s a Maserati"

😂