My husband and I were visiting Desire Pearl, having the time of our lives. Upon arrival, we were greeted with champagne, and our room was ready *before* check-in, all thanks to our Premier membership. Our butler greeted us at check-in (yes, butler), and we felt like royalty. Desire Pearl is our favorite destination, and we always come prepared. This time, I brought some new toys with me because we’re launching a business to help married couples spice up their love lives. Our adventurous surprise boxes will save marriages, people! It’s a known fact that after ten years (or less), couples can lose interest in each other. In the beginning, everything’s hot and steamy, but as the years roll on, the sparks fizzle out. Enter: Spicy Love Box! It's designed to reignite those sparks. So naturally, my husband and I wanted to test out some of the toys during our trip.
On our first day, we met a couple married for 14 years. By night, we ended up in the jacuzzi and then on the sunbeds next to it. For those new to Desire Pearl, here’s a fun little secret: the sunbeds around the jacuzzi are prime real estate for a live-action sex show. Seriously, there are nine sunbeds, and people take turns putting on performances. So, this couple ends up next to us, but while we’re busy "playing," they’re just... hanging out. I decided to help them spice things up. I ran back to our room and grabbed one of my new toys, fresh from the “Spicy Love Box” collection. I handed it to her, and her face lit up like she’d just won the sex toy lottery.
Not even a minute later, we heard some very happy sounds coming from the sunbed next to us. Success! The toy was working its magic! We left the jacuzzi that night with the satisfaction of knowing we helped bring a little sparkle back to an old marriage.
The next day, they were acting like honeymooners—lovey-dovey, hand-holding, all that cute stuff. Day three? Same thing. By then, I started thinking, “Wait… why haven’t they returned my sex toy?” I mean, I brought a variety, but I only had one of each! Sharing is caring, sure, but girl, this is not a library. My husband, ever the comedian, suggested we post a review on her food truck’s business page (yes, she owns a food truck in Alabama): “Great food, but the owner can’t be trusted with your vibrator!”
My husband asked Daniel “What’s the name of your food truck? We want to write a review!” She burst out laughing but didn’t tell us the name. Suspicious, right?
On the last day, she finally returned it, after using it for THREE DAYS. I was *not* impressed. Now I’m seriously considering posting that review. What do you think? Should I?
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