Mr. Brown prided himself on his politeness, especially towards women. One day, while delivering a lecture on chivalry, he boasted, “I’ve never seen an ugly woman in my life.”
A woman nearby, sporting a rather flat nose, overheard him and interjected, “Oh really, Mr. Brown? Look at me and say I’m not ugly!”
Without missing a beat, Mr. Brown smiled and said, “Madam, you are indeed an angel fallen from the heavens... it’s just unfortunate that you used your nose as the landing gear!”
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